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ashleymaaae:

alltheprettyones:

3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap

#3 is important.

Napping is good

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rainbow-twisted-shane:

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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